Not very cute

Blogger's note: OK, to fully understand where this post comes from you will have to do 2 things:

1. listen to the following piece of music(Just follow the link below). Pay particularly close attention between seconds 2:19 to 2:25


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8JppA8MWyg



2.Once you finish listening to the song, you have a time limit of 10 minutes to complete reading the post. You will find out why later.




Now i proceed presuming that you have listened to the lyrical masterpiece by Keating. I was listening to my mp3 player the other day when this particular line from the song really moved me. By moved i mean it had me on the floor laughing my head off! If you still have no clue what I am referring to, it is to this one particular line in the song, 'cuter than a bug in a rug'. Yes, his lady love(s) is cuter than a bug in a rug! That is the best he could come up with! Doesnt say much about his girl though if she is only cuter than an invertebrate insect on treated animal skin used as floor covering. I am sure African pygmies high on Savanna grass can come up with better lines than that.
I figured that we should create a database for such brutally honest crooners who want to sing love ballads with an essence of truth in them. This is for those a cut apart from the rest who dont want to sing the usual 'My heart will go on and on ' crap because they know that no matter what, one fine day, your heart WILL stop. So here is a list of 'cuter than...' similies for singers whose girlfriends are not necessarily cuter than a bug in a rug. Feel free to add to the list..

1. cuter than a witch in a ditch

2.cuter than a panda in a anaconda
This would be ideal if there is a musical collaboration between the Chinese and the Amazon jungle dwellers, but for that to happen China will have to resolve the Tibet issue.Apparently the Amazonians are firm supporters of the Dalai Lama and the Free Tibet movement.

3. cuter than a snake on a cake
( the girl will have to be particularly hideous for someone to use this one i suppose)

Reason for the time limit: When i re-read the post after writing it, i didnt find it the least bit funny although when i wrote it it seemed hilarious. I attribute that to temporary insanity caused by the song. After conducting a number of scientific tests (that number being zero) I have ascertained that this insanity lasts for 10 minutes. So to find this post the least bit funny you will have to read it within 10 minutes of listening to the song.